The Barker

Step right up! Step right up!

Ladies and Gentlemen,

come one come all,

you will be amazed.

You will come eager,

leave dazed.

Raise the edge of the curtain there.

Scared?

Look up at the tightrope walker's dance.

Come in, see the Siamese twins from France.

There's a snake charmer waiting behind that screen.

And, an awful scene

takes place in the lion tamer's room

at half past noon.

Step right up!

See the acrobat and the lady with three eyes?

And me, I've guessed your age, your weight, your lies.

I'll whisper them with hollow whistling sounds

while carnival lights spin round and round.

See the acrobat and the lady with three eyes?

The midgets pick pockets.

The man at the Ferris wheel has unkind designs.

The knife thrower's on the edge of his mind.

Step right up! Step right up!

Ladies and Gentlemen,

come one, come all!

You will be amazed!

You will come eager!

You will leave dazed.

Step right up!